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Stop Leaving Money on the Stage.
Most comedians treat stand-up like an art form and a business like an afterthought. That’s why they’re begging for spots, driving three hours for a $50 gas stipend, and letting corporate buyers dictate their rates.
I’ve spent 12 years building a commercial comedy engine. I run a touring schedule, headline private and corporate events, out-earn 85% of comics in Texas—and I do it with zero bookings from social media.
When you know how corporate buyers actually think, how to psychologically elicit their needs, and how to structure a room (ticket splits vs. flat fees), you stop competing for scraps. You start securing $2,000+ gigs while paying your lineup better than the local clubs.
The Corporate Pitch: How to price yourself, handle budget questions like a pro, and close high-paying buyers without looking desperate.
The Backend Machine: Capturing, editing, and distributing content to fuel your brand without spending hours scrolling TikTok.
Show Economics: Renting rooms, managing door splits, and setting up independent showcases that actually turn a profit.
The Business Infrastructure: Taxes, entity setup, and turning comedy from a side hustle into a high-margin business.
Why does LeBron James have a coach? Because even the best players have blind spots they can’t see from the inside. I’ve made the mistakes so you don’t have to. I'm going to give you the exact framework that scales your career years ahead of your peers.
“Why share your system?” Because the entire world can’t drink the entire ocean.
If you execute this system and don't see an immediate shift in how you book and monetize within 30 days, I’ll give you your money back.
The Full Blueprint | 2 Hours — $450 The complete deep-dive. We audit your current career, build out your outreach strategy, fix your pricing, and map out your scaling plan from top to bottom.
The Deep Dive | 1 Hour — $275 Targeted strategy session focused on your immediate bottlenecks—whether that's corporate booking, show production, or pricing.
The Quick Audit | 30 Minutes — $150 Rapid-fire troubleshooting for a specific deal, pitch, or roadblock.
Click BOOK NOW below to lock in your consultation.
Stop Leaving Money on the Stage.
Most comedians treat stand-up like an art form and a business like an afterthought. That’s why they’re begging for spots, driving three hours for a $50 gas stipend, and letting corporate buyers dictate their rates.
I’ve spent 12 years building a commercial comedy engine. I run a touring schedule, headline private and corporate events, out-earn 85% of comics in Texas—and I do it with zero bookings from social media.
When you know how corporate buyers actually think, how to psychologically elicit their needs, and how to structure a room (ticket splits vs. flat fees), you stop competing for scraps. You start securing $2,000+ gigs while paying your lineup better than the local clubs.
The Corporate Pitch: How to price yourself, handle budget questions like a pro, and close high-paying buyers without looking desperate.
The Backend Machine: Capturing, editing, and distributing content to fuel your brand without spending hours scrolling TikTok.
Show Economics: Renting rooms, managing door splits, and setting up independent showcases that actually turn a profit.
The Business Infrastructure: Taxes, entity setup, and turning comedy from a side hustle into a high-margin business.
Why does LeBron James have a coach? Because even the best players have blind spots they can’t see from the inside. I’ve made the mistakes so you don’t have to. I'm going to give you the exact framework that scales your career years ahead of your peers.
“Why share your system?” Because the entire world can’t drink the entire ocean.
If you execute this system and don't see an immediate shift in how you book and monetize within 30 days, I’ll give you your money back.
The Full Blueprint | 2 Hours — $450 The complete deep-dive. We audit your current career, build out your outreach strategy, fix your pricing, and map out your scaling plan from top to bottom.
The Deep Dive | 1 Hour — $275 Targeted strategy session focused on your immediate bottlenecks—whether that's corporate booking, show production, or pricing.
The Quick Audit | 30 Minutes — $150 Rapid-fire troubleshooting for a specific deal, pitch, or roadblock.
Click BOOK NOW below to lock in your consultation.